My nipple is on Facebook.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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