We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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