i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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