Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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