bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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