i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Can't talk, ducks in the car
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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