I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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