you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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