i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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