I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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