so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I stole a fireplace last night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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