I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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