she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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