YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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