i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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