watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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