super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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