.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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