Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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