Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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