ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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