I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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