Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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