I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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