Dual....:-)
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
