if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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