Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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