Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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