I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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