Well apparently he's into motor boating.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
