what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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