pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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