Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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