Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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