At least make sure they are 18
Why
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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