wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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