it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Mom said you looked used
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
