We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Me too!
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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