margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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