i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Randomize
