I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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