u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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