i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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