I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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