Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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