Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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