Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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