Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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