Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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