It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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