Sry I called you an 8
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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